17 December 2008
16 December 2008
06 November 2008
04 November 2008
you've got that certain feeling
29 October 2008
16 August 2008
14 August 2008
13 August 2008
21 July 2008
09 July 2008
07 July 2008
Clouded mind
I'm lying in the park staring at the sky, watching the clouds moving by , getting petrified at the idea of what would happen if one of the clouds malfunctioned and crushed down on my body, I'm living life on the edge.
17 June 2008
16 June 2008
28 May 2008
24 May 2008
20 May 2008
PATIENCE
I
HAVE
SPENT
THE
ENTIRE
MORNING
TRYING
TO
REMEMBER
EVERYTHING
.
.
.
.
.
.
and i have finally remembered where i hide my special socks
HAVE
SPENT
THE
ENTIRE
MORNING
TRYING
TO
REMEMBER
EVERYTHING
.
.
.
.
.
.
and i have finally remembered where i hide my special socks
16 May 2008
Roger tells it how it is
'I do have an interest in books, I read them stories all the time'
-Roger 5 years old
-Roger 5 years old
26 April 2008
simple steps to solving a problem
'I've got a whole in my stomach and I've called it Gareth'
See what you have to do is idenitfy the problem in order to solve it, the rest is a stroll in the park.
See what you have to do is idenitfy the problem in order to solve it, the rest is a stroll in the park.
21 April 2008
14 April 2008
09 April 2008
this means more than i can say
I something you
Every time somebody says
I love you
it loses some of it’s clout so
I’ve decided not to say it again.
I hope you understand.
Please don’t take it personally.
You know the way I feel about you.
I South Korea you.
I little blue blazer with brass buttons you.
I Kindergarten Cop you.
More than ever.
http://figcrumbs.blogspot.com/ a beautifully funny blog
Every time somebody says
I love you
it loses some of it’s clout so
I’ve decided not to say it again.
I hope you understand.
Please don’t take it personally.
You know the way I feel about you.
I South Korea you.
I little blue blazer with brass buttons you.
I Kindergarten Cop you.
More than ever.
http://figcrumbs.blogspot.com/ a beautifully funny blog
Mrs HULK
08 April 2008
and don't forget the sun block
jonanna enters the room and picks up a banana
J: ahh sadie look at these bananas!
S: yeah whats wrong with them?
J: well half of them are green and the other half are all sunned burnt.
S: so..
J: well how many times do i have to ask you to make sure that the bananas have sun block on before they go hang out in the fruit bowl.
S: oh shit didn't i cream them all up ?
J: no ..no you didn't, you know they can't do it themselves sadie, bananas don't have arms.
S: oh shit i'm so sor...
Joanna interrupts,
J: no... you know what forget it , just get some wet towels and after sun, lets prey they haven't gotten sun stoke or we'll be up all night.
05 April 2008
concrete porridge
03 April 2008
02 April 2008
snow hands
draculas friend
Elizabeth Bathory baths in the blood of young girls to steal their youth, Dracula sits back and thinks 'ok so thats slightly twisted but heyhoo who am I to judge'
01 April 2008
I'm so hungry i could eat my plate
'A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!'
31 March 2008
28 March 2008
vade mecum
i want the scissors to be sharp
and the table to be level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry
billy collins
and the table to be level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry
billy collins
26 March 2008
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON
25 March 2008
airhead
i need some tape to stick my mind back together, pass me the blue one so i will always think about the sky
16:16 unvoluntary challenge
I have 3 ponds and 65 pence ......... lets see how many days i can last with that much money.
24 March 2008
23 March 2008
APPLE CAT
POCKET SIZED: Future issue 2
These are instructions for when I die
Once again the lovely boys of the NOUS VOUS collective are putting the magical hands together to create issue 2 of their self published magazine POCKET SIZED, have a looky on their website for more info or just to have a bimble at their work tis very nice.
http://www.nousvous.eu/
21 March 2008
01:18
If i ever went missing I would like to be found sleeping like a wild cat of a branch in the amazon forest ...or my grannies back yard.
autobiography of a toast bread
00:57 I was born in Vienna just like my brother in the same hospital, i wonder if my mum got nostalgic in those last hours of labor. i was born at three o clock well i was a cesarean, my mum blames my dickkofp ( I've always been stubborn) although now that i think about it i find it quite annoying that i didn't come out free will, that someone else chose my birth time and date which is strange cause i have based a lot of my life decisions on these numbers (3 is still my lucky number but to be honest that has to do with a completely different reason which is unrelated and not very exciting but for a five year old very logical). Well my parents moved to Israel and we lived here 4 years in a 2 story house on top of a hill that looked down on Jerusalem. we had a big terrace which my mother loved,especially the beautiful roses which me and my little Arab friends used to sit in and eat.
for a while we adopted a stray red cat which i was allowed to feed milk( even though i later found out that surprisingly enough apparently cats are lactose intolerant )this was the only pet i was ever allowed to have. it was also on the terrace that my brother was trying to show of and dropped me on my head.
in Israel i visited an Arabic kinder garden which was on top of a hill. my mum and my grandma dropped me of there the first day and sat me in front of a game with different colored squares ....i remember being quite scared but never actually learning Arabic, i just remember being able to speak it. during nap time me and the other kids would steal play dough, by the time we were moving away again guilt had caught up with me and i told my mum to return my secret stash of stolen goods even though bz that time it was just a big ball of tie die brown dough. 01:12 fri 21 03 08
for a while we adopted a stray red cat which i was allowed to feed milk( even though i later found out that surprisingly enough apparently cats are lactose intolerant )this was the only pet i was ever allowed to have. it was also on the terrace that my brother was trying to show of and dropped me on my head.
in Israel i visited an Arabic kinder garden which was on top of a hill. my mum and my grandma dropped me of there the first day and sat me in front of a game with different colored squares ....i remember being quite scared but never actually learning Arabic, i just remember being able to speak it. during nap time me and the other kids would steal play dough, by the time we were moving away again guilt had caught up with me and i told my mum to return my secret stash of stolen goods even though bz that time it was just a big ball of tie die brown dough. 01:12 fri 21 03 08
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