27 February 2009

The secret to relaxation is ........



.....swimming and drawing at the same time.

26 February 2009

The saga of the Cheerio Love continues.....

They were happy for a moment.. but something happened in the milky ocean of their world.. it took over them. their love grew weak and soggy.. they stuck together anyway until tragedy struck suddenly in the form of a metal sphere from the sky. which scooped them up and carried them off to their death.

Thank you Glow in the Dark Scars
www.myspace.com/glowinthedarkscars

25 February 2009

24 February 2009

true love in the shape of a breakfast cereal



their eyes met one busy morning in the middle to a crowed cheerios box, for a second the whole world stood still and instantly they knew that they were made for each other, it was true Cheerio LOVE

17 February 2009

Sisi ahhhhhhh



add a little goodness to your life.

15 February 2009

KINDER snack bar

To kitty, who sometimes was sent to join some thirty sentimal ancestors.

03 February 2009

26 January 2009

20 January 2009

REASSURINGLY EXPENSIVE



Real comfort just doesn't have a price.

defintion: Shindig

'Shindig refers to any sort of clever party' don't know why but I quite enjoy the thought of that.

19 January 2009



Seduction from the woman in my TV guide

13 January 2009

my toilet paper smells of aleo vera that made me smile

17 December 2008

16 December 2008

06 November 2008

'he laughed to show me that his brain was alive and i could go on talking and joking with him' Kundera

The stars are looking chirpee tonight

04 November 2008

you've got that certain feeling



' have you ever seen someone that afterward you remember them more like a feeling than a picture'
this is that persons feeling put back into picture

I accidently fell in love with you

29 October 2008

Thank you for the interview

http://www.crankyyellow.com/interview/sina_becker.php

16 August 2008

You are everything and everything is you




Found this on the floor out side my house

09 July 2008

Love Triangle

The clouds just wont stop crying, soon we'll all drown in its sorrow.

07 July 2008

Clouded mind

I'm lying in the park staring at the sky, watching the clouds moving by , getting petrified at the idea of what would happen if one of the clouds malfunctioned and crushed down on my body, I'm living life on the edge.

24 May 2008

you'r eyes aren't as blue as mine



i pointed up towards the sky but you just couldn't see what i saw that day.

20 May 2008

PATIENCE

I
HAVE
SPENT
THE
ENTIRE
MORNING
TRYING
TO
REMEMBER
EVERYTHING
.
.
.
.
.
.
and i have finally remembered where i hide my special socks

16 May 2008

Roger tells it how it is

'I do have an interest in books, I read them stories all the time'
-Roger 5 years old

26 April 2008

simple steps to solving a problem

'I've got a whole in my stomach and I've called it Gareth'


See what you have to do is idenitfy the problem in order to solve it, the rest is a stroll in the park.

21 April 2008

09 April 2008

this means more than i can say

I something you


Every time somebody says
I love you
it loses some of it’s clout so
I’ve decided not to say it again.
I hope you understand.
Please don’t take it personally.
You know the way I feel about you.
I South Korea you.
I little blue blazer with brass buttons you.
I Kindergarten Cop you.
More than ever.

http://figcrumbs.blogspot.com/ a beautifully funny blog

Mrs HULK



Mrs HULK loves her knit wear, once a year she knits Hulk a new jumper for their anniversary, he finds this incredible and in exchange buys her bananas, her favorite fruit..... hes not very good at expressing his love but he does have an eye for detail........ HULK is LOVE.

08 April 2008

Wings Across The World



I'm leaving on a jetplane.....

and don't forget the sun block


jonanna enters the room and picks up a banana

J: ahh sadie look at these bananas!

S: yeah whats wrong with them?

J: well half of them are green and the other half are all sunned burnt.

S: so..

J: well how many times do i have to ask you to make sure that the bananas have sun block on before they go hang out in the fruit bowl.

S: oh shit didn't i cream them all up ?

J: no ..no you didn't, you know they can't do it themselves sadie, bananas don't have arms.

S: oh shit i'm so sor...

Joanna interrupts,

J: no... you know what forget it , just get some wet towels and after sun, lets prey they haven't gotten sun stoke or we'll be up all night.

i am just having an out of body experience

05 April 2008

concrete porridge



today i am always 5 minutes behind but i did wooop up just enough seconds to create something along the lines of concrete porridge, bob the builder could use this in case he ran out of gravel... ramble ramble

03 April 2008

be warped by my new shape


I was trying to come up with a new shape but all I managed was a triangle wedged inside a rectangle

you look different today



i have to get my mind a new set of eyes to get a fresh view of the world.

wild things



they are wild, they are crazy, they are out of control

02 April 2008

snow hands



special strawberry flavored snow which is magnetically attracted to red nail varnish.....some might call it magic wahhhh

language barrier

i love you in german, but not in english.....entschuldigung x

draculas friend

Elizabeth Bathory baths in the blood of young girls to steal their youth, Dracula sits back and thinks 'ok so thats slightly twisted but heyhoo who am I to judge'

hello meet me 3 generations before i'm born

01 April 2008

I'm so hungry i could eat my plate

'A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!'

28 March 2008

vade mecum

i want the scissors to be sharp
and the table to be level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry

billy collins

26 March 2008

don't worry we still have time

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON



Not only does this woman live in a completely beige house, she has survived wars, a heart attack and nearly lost an eye yet she is the most positive optimistic person i have ever met. Plus she owns a white Audi, possibly the coolest car in the world.
High Five Granny!!!

GREEN WEDNESDAY



all the green things i own ...... its not very much considering its my favorite colour.