The British Natural History Museum puts a smile on every one dead or alive :)
27 May 2010
26 May 2010
30 April 2010
14 February 2010
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss
11 February 2010
27 January 2010
18 January 2010
09 December 2009
22 November 2009
Meet Marley Marlow , the sweetest wine in town
Marley Marlot entered the room, everyone was drunk with jealously. She only got better with age, even Barbara had to admit to that. Across the room she spotted Bobby Bordeaux he was the only man to have squeezed her juices. Just at the sight of him the memories came flooding back, he had picked her up in a French restaurant back when she was just another wine on the rack. She poured her life out to him but all he was after was to pop her cork.
20 November 2009
03 November 2009
28 October 2009
penguin day out
Benedict jumped out of the pool, through on his dinner jacket and sat down for brunch , this was London zoo and not the North-pole after all.
03 October 2009
26 September 2009
05 September 2009
These are shit times
A: You have to click your heels three times, then you will go back home to Kansas, I'm sure of it.
B:Three times ? That's crazy Dorothy never had to click her heels 3 times, you are just making that up, ever since you had 3 birds poo on you in one day you have an obsession with this number
A: Well you have to admit the chances of three individual birds pooing and hitting me in one single day through out London is bizarre
B:Yes I admit it could be considered strange, but that definitely doesn't mean god is using poo to send you a sign just because your lucky number happens to be 3.
A: But don't you see my lucky number is 3 , it has been 3 as long as I can remember and a bird pooing on you is considered lucky isn't it.
B: Yeah I guess although I never quite got why.
A: Because its an amazing coincidence that a bird that is flying around at random and shits at random happens to hit you as you are innocently walking down the street, its nearly a miracle
B: It's not really like Jesus turning water into wine though is it.
A: Anyway but 3 birds pooing and hitting me at random through out the day must mean something, it's a sign I'm sure of it.
B: Yes a sign that you have been wasting too much time aimlessly walking around London, get of the streets, sit down and work that's what the birds are trying to spell out in shit in shit for you.
A: So you admit the poo is trying to say something.
B: These are shit times after all.
B:Three times ? That's crazy Dorothy never had to click her heels 3 times, you are just making that up, ever since you had 3 birds poo on you in one day you have an obsession with this number
A: Well you have to admit the chances of three individual birds pooing and hitting me in one single day through out London is bizarre
B:Yes I admit it could be considered strange, but that definitely doesn't mean god is using poo to send you a sign just because your lucky number happens to be 3.
A: But don't you see my lucky number is 3 , it has been 3 as long as I can remember and a bird pooing on you is considered lucky isn't it.
B: Yeah I guess although I never quite got why.
A: Because its an amazing coincidence that a bird that is flying around at random and shits at random happens to hit you as you are innocently walking down the street, its nearly a miracle
B: It's not really like Jesus turning water into wine though is it.
A: Anyway but 3 birds pooing and hitting me at random through out the day must mean something, it's a sign I'm sure of it.
B: Yes a sign that you have been wasting too much time aimlessly walking around London, get of the streets, sit down and work that's what the birds are trying to spell out in shit in shit for you.
A: So you admit the poo is trying to say something.
B: These are shit times after all.
03 September 2009
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13 August 2009
05 August 2009
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