11 August 2009

IM // UR




Thank you to the lovely Escosa

Have a looky at the fantastic Blog IM//UR

30 June 2009

I am Flower Pot



On Gertrude's request her body was turned into a flowerpot after her death so she could look after her prized roses after she was gone. She never did trust anyone else to look after her flowers.

18 June 2009

Das Blaue Wunder

June 16th 2009 Santa Monica US

Tragedy and shock has befallen the population of the Pacific Ocean as one of its largest inhabitants the Blue Whale who swam under the name of Freddy became the victim of a hit and run early this Tuesday. The 60-tonne Blue whale was hit by a speeding cargo ship and left for dead floating upside-down in the Santa Barbara Channel. The autopsy confirmed that Freddy died on impact with the ship which caused fatal injury including a broken skull. Local sea creatures are left confused and angry calling for stricter speed limits and proper shipping lanes to be enforced. A memorial service will be held at the grand coral reef this coming Tuesday, hundreds of sea creatures are expected to attend.

17 June 2009

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter



It was an ordinary day. I was sitting in the corner of my local coffee shop sipping my black Americano staring out over the road towards the silent ocean which I knew lay hidden behind the glare of the electric city lights. On that beach 50 miles away was a young boy experiencing a similar uneventful day. With his back leaned up against a shabby cold ice-cream truck, his slow eyes fixated on a not so bright twinkle that shun between the competitive lights of the city. We would meet in about 3 years but at this point we just stared out into the world.

Something my phone wanted me to see

15 June 2009

12:19 Queens Park Books

Two women rush into the the bookshop and at high speed discuss the outrage of new text books prices and then with the same tempo calm themselves down with the fact that they are fortunate enough to be neighbours so their children can share the books. The state of equilibrium is restored.

09 June 2009

08 June 2009

LiebesBrief



Diego, mein Liebling,
vergiß night, das, sobald du das Fresco beendet hast, wir uns für immer vereinigen werden, ohne streit oder sonst etwas - bloß um uns zu lieben.
Ich liebe Dich mehr als je zuvor. Dein Mädchen Frida

05 June 2009

Ms.M on the 98

Oh my...I couldn't believe my luck, I am actually sitting on the bus next to Ms. M, the 98 going to Archway ahh thats not even a particularly fun route, nothing like the 189 or 332... hell the 332 takes you all the way to IKEA. Who would have thought she still needed to take the bus, I mean god she must have enough money to buy the bus inclusive the driver and just go on it for joy rides, god maybe she did buy the bus and I'm just free loading on her joy ride....WOW...wait what am I even thinking this is Ms.M of course she would take the bus...that's part of the reason I love her so much, she is so perfectly ordinary.
Oh sweet lord her hair just brushed my shoulder. What I would give to just be a single strand of her hair and be lucky enough to be attached to that incredible head of hers. Imagine planting your routes into those beautiful thoughts. I used to want to eat her brain just to get into her mind - I don't think that's necessary anymore, thank god no one likes a cannibal after all...

Granny ain't a square



is sooo over.....

31 March 2009

Only Old Men Walk Away From Shark Attacks



A couple of nights ago I had a bizarre dream that I was dipping my feet into the ocean when I suddenly saw a massive fin flap out of the water , to my utter horror(and slight surprise) it turned out to be a massive Hammerhead shark on the hunt. Before I even knew what was happening the shark lunged himself onto the beach and started coming for me ,this was obviously a very slow attack seeing that he had no legs or arm to move him forward but on saying that me with my able limbs just threw myself on the floor and flapped around. Just as the shark was going to bite down on me I kicked him in the face which according to my dream crowd was a massive mistake cause that got him REALLY angry. However seeing that the shark was way to preoccupied trying to kill me he didn't realize that the ocean had completely reseeded and he couldn't roll back.
So there he was surrounded by a group of dream onlookers shrinking and shrinking(i presume because he was dehydrated) into a little prune like creature and before you knew it there stood a little old man in old man cloths (think Florida) and casually walked back to the ocean. I tell you the survival skills in these animals is phenomenal.

24 March 2009


first days of spring ,have a lazy drink

10 March 2009

'Nobody realises that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal'
Albert Camus

07 March 2009

It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. -Saying

03 March 2009

27 February 2009

The secret to relaxation is ........



.....swimming and drawing at the same time.

26 February 2009

The saga of the Cheerio Love continues.....

They were happy for a moment.. but something happened in the milky ocean of their world.. it took over them. their love grew weak and soggy.. they stuck together anyway until tragedy struck suddenly in the form of a metal sphere from the sky. which scooped them up and carried them off to their death.

Thank you Glow in the Dark Scars
www.myspace.com/glowinthedarkscars

25 February 2009

24 February 2009

true love in the shape of a breakfast cereal



their eyes met one busy morning in the middle to a crowed cheerios box, for a second the whole world stood still and instantly they knew that they were made for each other, it was true Cheerio LOVE

17 February 2009

Sisi ahhhhhhh



add a little goodness to your life.

15 February 2009

KINDER snack bar

To kitty, who sometimes was sent to join some thirty sentimal ancestors.

03 February 2009

26 January 2009

20 January 2009

REASSURINGLY EXPENSIVE



Real comfort just doesn't have a price.

defintion: Shindig

'Shindig refers to any sort of clever party' don't know why but I quite enjoy the thought of that.

19 January 2009



Seduction from the woman in my TV guide

13 January 2009

my toilet paper smells of aleo vera that made me smile

17 December 2008

16 December 2008

06 November 2008

'he laughed to show me that his brain was alive and i could go on talking and joking with him' Kundera

The stars are looking chirpee tonight

04 November 2008

you've got that certain feeling



' have you ever seen someone that afterward you remember them more like a feeling than a picture'
this is that persons feeling put back into picture

I accidently fell in love with you

29 October 2008

Thank you for the interview

http://www.crankyyellow.com/interview/sina_becker.php

16 August 2008

You are everything and everything is you




Found this on the floor out side my house

09 July 2008

Love Triangle

The clouds just wont stop crying, soon we'll all drown in its sorrow.

07 July 2008

Clouded mind

I'm lying in the park staring at the sky, watching the clouds moving by , getting petrified at the idea of what would happen if one of the clouds malfunctioned and crushed down on my body, I'm living life on the edge.