13 August 2009
11 August 2009
05 August 2009
15 July 2009
02 July 2009
30 June 2009
I am Flower Pot
27 June 2009
20 June 2009
18 June 2009
Das Blaue Wunder
June 16th 2009 Santa Monica US
Tragedy and shock has befallen the population of the Pacific Ocean as one of its largest inhabitants the Blue Whale who swam under the name of Freddy became the victim of a hit and run early this Tuesday. The 60-tonne Blue whale was hit by a speeding cargo ship and left for dead floating upside-down in the Santa Barbara Channel. The autopsy confirmed that Freddy died on impact with the ship which caused fatal injury including a broken skull. Local sea creatures are left confused and angry calling for stricter speed limits and proper shipping lanes to be enforced. A memorial service will be held at the grand coral reef this coming Tuesday, hundreds of sea creatures are expected to attend.
Tragedy and shock has befallen the population of the Pacific Ocean as one of its largest inhabitants the Blue Whale who swam under the name of Freddy became the victim of a hit and run early this Tuesday. The 60-tonne Blue whale was hit by a speeding cargo ship and left for dead floating upside-down in the Santa Barbara Channel. The autopsy confirmed that Freddy died on impact with the ship which caused fatal injury including a broken skull. Local sea creatures are left confused and angry calling for stricter speed limits and proper shipping lanes to be enforced. A memorial service will be held at the grand coral reef this coming Tuesday, hundreds of sea creatures are expected to attend.
17 June 2009
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

It was an ordinary day. I was sitting in the corner of my local coffee shop sipping my black Americano staring out over the road towards the silent ocean which I knew lay hidden behind the glare of the electric city lights. On that beach 50 miles away was a young boy experiencing a similar uneventful day. With his back leaned up against a shabby cold ice-cream truck, his slow eyes fixated on a not so bright twinkle that shun between the competitive lights of the city. We would meet in about 3 years but at this point we just stared out into the world.
15 June 2009
12:19 Queens Park Books
Two women rush into the the bookshop and at high speed discuss the outrage of new text books prices and then with the same tempo calm themselves down with the fact that they are fortunate enough to be neighbours so their children can share the books. The state of equilibrium is restored.
09 June 2009
08 June 2009
LiebesBrief
05 June 2009
Ms.M on the 98
Oh my...I couldn't believe my luck, I am actually sitting on the bus next to Ms. M, the 98 going to Archway ahh thats not even a particularly fun route, nothing like the 189 or 332... hell the 332 takes you all the way to IKEA. Who would have thought she still needed to take the bus, I mean god she must have enough money to buy the bus inclusive the driver and just go on it for joy rides, god maybe she did buy the bus and I'm just free loading on her joy ride....WOW...wait what am I even thinking this is Ms.M of course she would take the bus...that's part of the reason I love her so much, she is so perfectly ordinary.
Oh sweet lord her hair just brushed my shoulder. What I would give to just be a single strand of her hair and be lucky enough to be attached to that incredible head of hers. Imagine planting your routes into those beautiful thoughts. I used to want to eat her brain just to get into her mind - I don't think that's necessary anymore, thank god no one likes a cannibal after all...
Oh sweet lord her hair just brushed my shoulder. What I would give to just be a single strand of her hair and be lucky enough to be attached to that incredible head of hers. Imagine planting your routes into those beautiful thoughts. I used to want to eat her brain just to get into her mind - I don't think that's necessary anymore, thank god no one likes a cannibal after all...
31 March 2009
Only Old Men Walk Away From Shark Attacks

A couple of nights ago I had a bizarre dream that I was dipping my feet into the ocean when I suddenly saw a massive fin flap out of the water , to my utter horror(and slight surprise) it turned out to be a massive Hammerhead shark on the hunt. Before I even knew what was happening the shark lunged himself onto the beach and started coming for me ,this was obviously a very slow attack seeing that he had no legs or arm to move him forward but on saying that me with my able limbs just threw myself on the floor and flapped around. Just as the shark was going to bite down on me I kicked him in the face which according to my dream crowd was a massive mistake cause that got him REALLY angry. However seeing that the shark was way to preoccupied trying to kill me he didn't realize that the ocean had completely reseeded and he couldn't roll back.
So there he was surrounded by a group of dream onlookers shrinking and shrinking(i presume because he was dehydrated) into a little prune like creature and before you knew it there stood a little old man in old man cloths (think Florida) and casually walked back to the ocean. I tell you the survival skills in these animals is phenomenal.
24 March 2009
10 March 2009
07 March 2009
03 March 2009
28 February 2009
27 February 2009
26 February 2009
The saga of the Cheerio Love continues.....
They were happy for a moment.. but something happened in the milky ocean of their world.. it took over them. their love grew weak and soggy.. they stuck together anyway until tragedy struck suddenly in the form of a metal sphere from the sky. which scooped them up and carried them off to their death.
Thank you Glow in the Dark Scars
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Thank you Glow in the Dark Scars
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25 February 2009
24 February 2009
true love in the shape of a breakfast cereal
23 February 2009
17 February 2009
15 February 2009
03 February 2009
26 January 2009
24 January 2009
21 January 2009
20 January 2009
defintion: Shindig
'Shindig refers to any sort of clever party' don't know why but I quite enjoy the thought of that.
19 January 2009
18 January 2009
13 January 2009
17 December 2008
16 December 2008
06 November 2008
04 November 2008
you've got that certain feeling
29 October 2008
16 August 2008
14 August 2008
13 August 2008
21 July 2008
09 July 2008
07 July 2008
Clouded mind
I'm lying in the park staring at the sky, watching the clouds moving by , getting petrified at the idea of what would happen if one of the clouds malfunctioned and crushed down on my body, I'm living life on the edge.
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